Snippets

Carter: What's this?
Garrett: It's a parsnip!
Carter, nervously: Eeeeep!. Will it snip me?

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Garrett:  Mom, if we didn't get Sammy all fixed up, would she have kittens by now?

Me:  All fixed up?  Yes, she probably would have.

G:  Oh man!  Can we get her all fixed up the other way now?