A Conversation with Carter

After catching Carter doing something 'naughty' like, emptying a box of cereal or crawling into a bathtub fully clothed and turning on the water, or throwing every last frozen blueberry that was in his yogurt bowl onto the clean wood floor, or putting said yogurt bowl onto his clean head (from said bath)...I say to him, "Carter! You are so naughty!"

Carter replies, "No naughty! Nice! Molly naughty!"

Mama, "Molly's not naughty, she's nice."

Carter, "G! Naughty!"

Mama, "Garrett is naughty?"

Carter, "G! Naughty! Molly! Naughty! Me! Nice!!"

Oh boy.

(P.S. Garrett and Molly are most definitely NOT naughty!)