Chapter 1: Madeline
Madeline (in her announcement voice): I have some boy news.
Me (trying to be serious): Um, do you have a boyfriend?
Madeline: NO! (Rolls eyes again.)
Garrett: A boyfriend! Who is it, ME?
Madeline (rolls eyes): NO, GarrETT. Well, I was walking past Andres today and he said, 'Hi, Pretty Eyes.' Josh says that Andres loves me.
Me: Does he?
Madeline: YES!
Note to Madeline: 1)You are too young, 2)Please don't be boy crazy, 3)I am NOT ready for this!!
Chapter 2: Carter
6 AM. I am laying in our not-nearly-big-enough-bed between Joel and Carter. (Carter had joined us somewhere around the 2am hour- like always). Carter's big blue eyes pop open. He rolls over, crawls up and leans on me, stares at Joel and says, "BOO!" Total deadpan. Joel and I burst into laughter, despite the early hour.
Chapter 3: Garrett
Setting: In shoe store while purchasing new ballet and tap shoes for Madeline.
Garrett (eyeing sparkley purses haning nearby): I want a purse.
Me: A purse, huh?
Madeline: GarrETT! Purses are for GIRLS.
Me: Well, men carry Man Bags, I guess.
Garrett: Well I want one. I want a boy one. With a purple star with sparkles.
Me: Hmmm....we'll see!
Good luck with that, sweet boy.